My first decree(s)
As president of the world I have several decisions that must be obeyed. This is for the good of all mankind, so please do not struggle. Oh yeah, and if you see anybody else break the rules, please gently hit them in the back of the head with a large stick.1. After the age of 20 all parents will no longer be able to order, cajole or demand anything of their children, they will only be allowed to suggest, once, maybe twice if this, in their eyes, is a matter of life or death.
1b. As a sub rule to rule one, it should be known that a child is /not/ their parent, even if they did come from the same body, and therefore they should not be forced to believe the same things as their parents. As a matter of fact,
1c. A parent should be officially required to teach their kid to take everything said to them critically /including/ what the parents say!
Decided to throw that decree out as my first, seeing as I have to see my Girlfriend's mother tomorrow and she has me quacking in my boots (me! The president of the world! Quacking!)so, even if this one seems a little out of place, it is justified.
Oh yes, I'll be looking for some body guards. They will be paid nothing outside of an occassional sandwich and some friendship... oh yeah and the honour of serving the most important person in the world.
posted by Symbol @ 14.6.04
2 Comments:
I give you Prozac before we enter the house...
... better than you putting poor ducks in your boots... poor duckies.
I looked for the other word, couldn't find it, and decided that my shoes have large enough beaks that they could quack.
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